The Gospel of Myspace

I would like to join in with Locusts and Honey in thanking the Lord that he did not write the Gospels through the medium of sixteen year-old online diarist.

December 25

I wanted to get him the perfect thing for his birthday, so I asked Matthew and he said, well, myrrh is good, but then Luke said, oh please, everyone always gives him myrrh, I bet he wishes those wise men had brought scented candles, some imported marmalade, and a nice box of notecards...

And that's just a taste.