Car Theft Reactions

I recall Amy's post-auto theft thoughts being quite similar to Army of Mom's reaction to her car being broken into:

I hate bad guys. I hope they get some rare form of herpes or syphillis and they get giant sores on their dicks and they ooze and hurt and then they go into the ocean and the salt water gets in the open sores and it burns. Then, and only then, do I hope they die. Not that I'm bitter or anything.