Conspiracy

The deep conspiracies surrounding the sinking of the Titanic are now so obvious to me. I think his scale model recreation of the Titanic impacting the iceberg was the straw that broke the camel's back. I may have to recreate it myself when I get home. Complete with sound effects. Maybe I'll also use scale model testing to determine whether a giant (and suddenly extremely unhappy) orange space cat had something to with it. On second thought, I like having all my skin.