Yea, though I am stuck in the UK and cannot defend myself with firearms, my self-defense bedside table, it comforts me.
Ok, so I'm no psalmist.
Like most of us in the civilized world, the idea of defending my home with cherry tabletop and a stout piece of hickory doesn't excite me. That is what firearms are for. But make the tabletop out of kevlar and maybe we'll talk. Build a light into it and then you'll have a buyer.