How to Dance

Scott Adams blog is great. His current post shows his usual wit and humor. Here is a brief synopsis.

I will attempt to teach the dance-challenged among my readers (okay, the hetero guys) how to move on the dance floor in a way that does not invite spectators to point and snicker. I feel your pain, because for many years I desperately wanted to know how to dance in a less frighteningly retarded manner. There is indeed a simple secret, and when I employed it, I transformed instantly from a Turbo-dork to a mildy uncoordinated guy. The secret is this: hip movement.

Read it all. I'll have to try out his advice in the mirror at home.