Fun: Men and Jeans

Tam has this random observation to make:

I am beginning to think that guy's jeans have some kind of germicidal substance woven into them. Have you ever noticed that a guy could handle, say, fermented goat entrails with his bare hands and then, with a quick swipe of his hands on his trouser legs, he acts like he's now sterile enough for open heart surgery?

Allow me to explain, by wiping his hands off on his jeans, they are now man clean. Tam, being a woman, doesn't understand this concept.

UPDATE: Paul, you don't clean a shirt by "airing it out." You clean said shirt by putting it in the dryer for 5 minutes. Remember this simple equation gentlemen, warm = clean.