Gun Comedy

Clayton Cramer recounts the travails of an average guy buying lots of ammo at a local sporting goods store. His only problem is that he seems to live in the Bay Area of California.

WOMAN IN LINE (looking at the 10 boxes of ammo I'm carrying): I can't believe they let you just carry that through the store.
ME: Well, the last time I drove up to the ammo counter they told me to leave my car outside from now on.

I buy a lot of my bulk paper-punching ammo at Dick's. The prices are great and, unlike our unfortunately Bay Area resident, I hardly ever get any crap.