Priceless Clarkson

Britain's Top Gear is perhaps the best car show ever and Jeremy Clarkson is the reason why. The Times Online has a list of his top twelve car quips, complete with links to the reviews. They're calling it his "dirty dozen." Here is a bit of what he thinks of the Kia Rio:

You may have seen The Fly II, in which a scientist attempts to teleport a dog. In one of the most gruesome scenes I've seen in a film it arrives at its destination completely inside out. Well the Rio is uglier than that. Inside, things get worse.

Go read and enjoy.