Roleplaying No Nos

This Top 200 list is hilarious although you may need to be an RPG nerd to understand a few of them. Here is taste:

9. My monk's lips must be in sync.
28. The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
30. I am not to kill off all the vampires in the LARP, even if they are terminally stupid.
92. The name of the weapon shop is not "Bloodbath and Beyond"
97. My one wish cannot be 'I wish everything on this piece of paper was true'
185. My bard does not need roadies for a dungeon crawl.

Those are some of the less obscure ones.