Dating Advice

"You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean."

Then he smiled, made what O'Shea interpreted as a "spanking" gesture, laughed and went back to doing his laundry in the sink.

This bit of dating advice brought to you by Saddam Hussein via the Associated Press. It is unknown whether he has given advice about when to kill your daughters' husbands.