Turnabout is Fair Play...

Finally somebody said it:

Dear Joe,
My husband can never remember to put the lid back down on the toilet. How can I fix this problem?
A.

Dear A.,
There are a few things you could do: 1) Install a urinal for him so that you won’t have to worry about it, 2) Use superglue to seal the seat in the down position, 3) Realize that maybe he would appreciate if you would put the seat up for him every once in awhile.