Went into a health food organic grocery today with the adopted family. It had aisle markers featuring such items as "nut butter" and "naked fruit juice". Is it organic foods or orgasmic foods? Anyway Amybear and I were snickering for a quite a while. And nothing is going to get me to buy a bottle of almond butter. It is just conjuring up images I'd rather not revisit.
On an different note, I'd like to point out that Amybear is the best girlfriend in the world. She is also reading over my shoulder as I type this on her laptop.