On a Lighter Note

Here are some insults from Sigmund, Carl and Alfred. Good ones include:

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I don't think you are a fool. But what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

UPDATE: Silly me forgot the link. Fixed now. Feel free to add novel insults on that subject in the comments.