The Onion

My brother pointed out to me that The Onion is especially good today. He especially enjoyed the Michael Jackson story on the front page. I especially liked the St. Patrick's Day Irish History timeline.

And on a different note, I overheard this line from a co-worker at my office Saint Patty's party:

There is a whole restaurant in Switzerland that just sells different varieties pigs feet? Well that could be good, maybe it'd be like eating scrapple straight off the bone.

Me:

Cough Cough Choke