I share the astute assessment of Matthew Yglesias and many of political staffers. The most important issue of the day: Why is Lindsey Lohan so skinny? Amy and I both prefer the healthy curvy Lindsey to the current sickly stick girl. For more breaking news on this earth shattering subject, go here and here.
UPDATE: In other critical news of urgent importance to the nation, Paris Hilton is engaged. Her fiance is also named Paris which should help her remember his name. She also wants to reproduce in the next few years. *shudder* Oh and she's in a racy Carls, Jr. commercial which has been described as softcore porn. Be nice people, softcore is a step up for Paris Hilton.
UPDATE: Oh and Britney's show on UPN is showing the world that you can have a gazillion dollars and still be Louisianna trailer trash. Who knew? Well we all did really. Lets just hope the kids watching her show are learning that "money doesn't change who you are" instead of "being a whore will get me rich." Ok being a huge whore will get you famous, at least locally, but it isn't the kind of fame you generally want.
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