Wookies and Libertarians

Evidently some Libertarians have taken offense to a statement by Bill Oreilly that he "can't tell a Wookie from a Libertarian."

I mean have you ever heard one politician counsel another that they should "let the libertarian win"? No. Why? Well wookies are known to rip a man's arms off when they are unhappy. What will the libertarians do? Debate their principles, fracture on the application of them, then whine about nobody caters to their every political whim. If you're really unlucky some grand high muckety muck might get on the website and complain about being compared to a fictional character. Oh no, not a strongly worded reprimand! (Apparantly despite being well stocked with nerds, the libertarian party doesn't know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek: the Next Generation.)

Besides, while wookies only have slightly more body hair than the average libertarian and are only slightly less articulate. They also generally smell better. I'd much rather hang with the wookie. I mean have you ever seen how chicks dig a guy with a puppy? Man, a wookie would be like ten times better than that.