Monday, August 13, 2007

A Look at the Budget

A friend from work showed me an interesting article from The Kiplinger Letter. It listed the percentage of federal spending by program from three different years: 2008, 1983, and 1968. Some interesting things I learned:
  • Despite the fact that we're fighting a war, defense spending as a percentage of the federal budget today (~21%) is lower than in '83 when Reagan was rebuilding the military up during the Cold War (26%). It is much lower than spending during Vietnam (46%).
  • While Social Security's share of the budget has largely remained constant over the last 15 years (~21%), Medicare and Medicaid have been growing exponentially and are now as expensive as Social Security or National Defense.
  • The low income tax credit is much larger than it used to be.
  • Agricultural subsidies are actually down by quite a lot in comparison to past years. In '68 and '83 they were about three percent of the budget, now they're less than one.
I have to wonder what this data would look like in real dollars though instead of percentages. Has the federal budget just ballooned to such an extent that certain things look the same or have gotten smaller in proportion. We're probably paying far more in agricultural subsidies today than in '68, but the federal budget is so much larger the actual percentage of federal spending has dropped.

UPDATE: Jim the Baptist points out that largely the war has been funded by supplemental spending requests that don't appear in the main budget. He is right. However the reason Kiplinger did this comparison is that their 2008 budget doesn't have this problem. Which is why the Defense portion of the budget is $600 Billion instead of some smaller amount.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Big Trouble in Little China

Ah yes, convincing your wife to watch a movie from days gone by that she will probably hate. I'll probably have to do this with the new Flash (Aah Aah!) Gordon DVD that's coming out.

I must say that I find the cat bathing instructions to be much funnier. I'm planning on shoving him in a toilet with lots of soap and then flushing repeatedly.

Crappy Columnists

Were I running the Boston Globe, I might stand by a columnist who uses newspaper money to commit a felony straw purchase of a handgun. Might. But why would I stand by such a man when his column is almost 700 words of pure unadulterated ad hominem? To me that seems to be another thing entirely.

Ethanol Production

Kim du Toit has a piece up on why ethanol is a bad idea. Last weekend I had a talk with my sister and brother-in-law. They're chemical engineers who work for the EPA. My sister does research into cleaning up parasites and pollutants. My brother-in-law, oddly enough, does most of his current work on bio-fuels. I learned a lot which is one of the reasons I now know that articles like Kim's are largely hype with a silver lining of truth. Here is an overview of what I picked up:
  • While many of the criticisms of transporting ethanol are valid for all types, most of the criticisms of ethanol you see in print are only valid for corn-based ethanol production. While that is the process the US is currently using, nobody expects us to keep using it because, as all these articles are eager to explain, it is far too inefficient.
  • There are still invalid criticisms of corn-ethanol. One of them is that increased livestock feed prices from the use of corn for ethanol will cause horrible harm. This one is *ahem* bull. Ethanol is made from the corn's sugar and carbohydrates. The good livestock feed is made from the corn's protein (also referred to as distillers grain). You can do both.
  • The long term bio-fuel solution will problem come from crops like switchgrass. They grow quickly with less energy input in less restrictive soil types. They are nitrogen fixing so they don't deplete the soil like corn (and therefore don't require petro-fertilizers like corn). But the technology and the agricultural infrastructure is going to require some time.
  • The holy grail of biofuels is making them from waste streams like sewage or your household trash. It is also unlikely to happen any time soon. It is possible to reprocess a waste stream like this, but if they have been thoroughly processed already, it won't be easy. Or in other words, poop is poop because it is the stuff our bodies didn't want to bother breaking down any further for energy.
  • It is entirely possible that the long term biofuel solution may not be ethanol, but a different compound like butanol or propanol. These are less soluble in water, a major problem with the transportation of ethanol. They are also more soluble in fossil fuels like gasoline which makes them better additives. They also have higher energy densities.
So now you know and knowing is half the battle.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Top Gear Coming to America

I really like our satellite service at home. I like it even more now that BBC America will be showing episodes of Top Gear. Sweet!

50 Rules You Won't Learn in School

Michelle Malkin and her readers seem to really like Charles Sykes' book. His rules include such sage advice as "life isn't fair" and "looking like a slut does not empower you."

I wonder if it includes "look both ways before you cross the street." It seemed like at least one person died every year at U of Delaware because they didn't follow that simple dictum.

Putting Drops in Your Eyes

There a lot of things I thought I would know how to do by now. They just don't seem that hard. Over the last couple of days, I've started putting drops in my eyes to combat some redness that I hope is due to allergies. But I'll be damned if I'm not bouncing most of the eye drops off an eyelid, eyelash, or just missing my eye entirely and running them down my cheek. It shouldn't be hard, but for me it is.

So I turned to the internet for a solution to my problems. And I found one. The New York Eye and Ear Infirmary has a video on their website dealing with this very issue. They suggest using specific hands positions to index the bottle to your eye. They also suggest keeping that eye closed for a full minute after you have applied the drops to enhance their effectiveness. The video looks a little dated and is intended for Glaucoma patients, but drops are drops.

I Thought It Would be Higher

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Portland Singles from Mingle2

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Christianity Explodes in China

Thinklings and Michelle Malkin are both commenting on a recent Asia Times article about the rise of Christianity in China. It cites numbers like 10,000 converts per day. Now how they get those numbers, I don't know as much of the church in China is underground in order to avoid religious oppression by the government. But still, those kinds of numbers are just amazing to me.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Cute Kitty

Amy has new pictures of Milo up at the cat blog. Aww isn't he cute when he's sleepy? Pay no attention to the doofus in the background with his nose in A Wrinkle in Time.

Shooting with Nothing to Show for It

Took my AR-15 to the range on Saturday to zero in a new scope. No dice, it wouldn't group. Honestly, I've shot better patterns out of my 12 gauge.

I suppose it could be my fault. It was hot and I was sweating profusely, so my grip was constantly shifting. I was also shooting a new brand of ammo that I'd never put through the gun before, so maybe the two don't mix well. But I'm far more inclined to believe that the scope I picked up for a song isn't worth even the minuscule sum I paid for it. And since I can't get a refund without the misplaced receipt, I'm guessing it'll end up on ebay as some kids bb-gun scope. It should still work for that.

With my new mortgage payments, I really need to think about shooting economically. If this weekend taught me anything, it is that commercial .223 is way to expensive to use learning basic riflecraft. I think it's time to start shopping for a decent .22 rifle. Used Marlin model 60s are reputed to be available for under $100 at pawn shops across our fair land. Considering the price difference between .22lr and .223, that rifle would pay for itself within the first brick of rimfire. By the time I'm ready to transition back to centerfire shooting, I'll probably be reloading it myself.

Chore Wars

I've been playing Chore Wars with several of my coworkers for over a week now. I've been cleaning their clocks, largely because I mow my lawn regularly and have to take turns cleaning up after the cat.

When I told my wife about it, she insisted on being included. Honestly, I can't see a downside.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Lost Words

Do you want to impress people with your vocabulary? Do you just want a word like epalpebrate that perfectly describes your great aunt with no eyebrows? Prontistery has a website full of old words that you just don't hear anymore. They're like snigglets except that people did actually use them at some point.

Now Where Did I Put My Scimitars?





What type of Fae are you?

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Worst Dress Habits

Forbes has a list of men's ten worst fashion sins:
  1. Pants That Are Too Long/Too Short
  2. White Socks With Dress Shoes
  3. Mixing Patterns
  4. Ties Too Long/Too Short
  5. Stained Clothes
  6. Waists That Sit Too High/Too Low
  7. Scruffy Shoes
  8. Wearing Handheld Devices On Your Belt
  9. Over-Layering
  10. Mismatched Belts And Shoes
These are all classic mistakes, but some issues seem overstated. Does a guy with a stained shirt really need to go buy a new one on his lunch break because a pen leaked? Perhaps for a job interview or a major meeting, but for day-in day-out work that is overkill. Stains happen and your coworkers should understand, if they do not it is more of a reflection on them than a reflection on you.

One last thing that is touched upon, but not suitably explained is the ever-spreading creep of shabbiness that invades your closet. It is like virus. I work in a business casual office and my regular work wear is black oxfords with khaki pants, a collared shirt, and a matching leather dress belt. For a while the oxfords and belt did double duty with my suit, but they always performed their function poorly as regular wear had made them worn in a way that even a coat of polish could not wholly conceal. The best way to prevent its spread is to have dedicated dress clothing. I now have dress shoes and a dress belt that I take special care of and quarantine from my normal business wear items so that they stay nice.

Literary Tradition

There is long literary tradition that it is the clown or fool who tells the truth. ScrappleFace does this for the blogosphere. In print media, it is often cartoons like the one QandO noticed below:

Freewheeling Messerschmidts

Scooter Scoop linked to this video of a German stunt show that featured a three-wheeled Messerschmidt Kabinroller. Unlike the actual cars going up on two wheels, the trike foregos the usual launch ramp and gets onto two wheels the old fashioned way.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Epi-Epilogue

For those of you who finished Deathly Hallows and felt the Epilogue created more questions than it answered, this webchat with J.K. Rowling does a great job answering many unanswered questions. But beware of spoilers!

Iron Man

Hube linked to the Iron Man movie footage released at a Comic Con panel.

I'm still not sold on Robert Downey, Jr as Tony Stark. While he is a good actor, I still think he's too old. But the movie itself looks amazing. Iron Man flying alongside F-22s? What isn't to like?

It Didn't Take Long

John Roberts had a seizure and already people are reveling in his misfortune. But remember, only the right wing is hate-filled.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Crime in Philly

Classical Values is looking at the skyrocketing Philly murder rate and is noticing something that will surprise very few pro-gunners: the killers are all ex-cons who procured their guns illegally. Unfortunately people like Police Commission Sylvester Johnson don't seem to make the connection:
"At this point, right now, we have over 32,000 people in Philly who have permits to carry (and) actually walk the streets of Philly with a gun. We only have 6,400 police officers. We're outnumbered nearly 5-to-1 with people who are on the streets with guns," Johnson said.
No, the police are outnumbered 5-to-1 by law abiding citizens with guns. This isn't necessarily a bad thing. The scary thing is that both groups are probably outnumbered by armed criminals. Unfortunately Johnson doesn't realize that law abiding citizens able to defend themselves and others are not liabilities, they are assets. That the media doesn't connect the dots is even more unfortunate. It's a shame really.

The scary thing is that no one seems to be looking at why the murder rate is skyrocketing. Everyone looks to blame guns, but shootings are largely a symptom. If guns disappeared today, we'd see them replaced by clubbings and stabbings within a month. The real issue is where is this violence coming from? And who is looking at that? Since the violence is tightly contained within a few Philadelphia neighborhoods, I'm betting it is the result of the city's perennial economic troubles and/or criminals fighting over local territory. My guess is that you could look at the victims and killers and find out a lot.

Brady Campaign Blog on Hiatus

It seems the massive numbers of pro-gunners posting on the Brady Campaign blog have shut it down. SaysUncle points out that as long as the BC have comments, they will almost certainly lose the debate on their own blog. Why? Because while the Brady Campaign has opinions, the pro-gunners have actual facts on their side.

I'm sure the Brady Blog will be back, most likely without comments. Hopefully they'll leave trackbacks or something people can respond to.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Let There Be Comics

Amy and I have been watching a lot of the G4 coverage of Comic-Con. Most of this is boring and repetitive, but you do occasionally pan a piece of gold out of that river of crap. One such nugget is the online comics section at the Image website.

The first issue of 38 different comics are available there. And they're not some annoying Flash document like the Heroes comics at NBC. Nope, these are just image files straight from Image. Some like Dynamo 5, The Walking Dead, and Invincible look pretty good. I was actually thinking about picking up Invincible's first trade paperback and now I don't really need much convincing. Other comics just aren't quite doing it for me for one reason or another. Some have art I can't stand (The Nightly News) or are too anti-heroic (Drain, Bomb Queen) for me to root for the main character.

But I'm still glad they're there. Go, kill time, enjoy. Don't blame me if you kill way too much.

Friday, July 27, 2007

New Computers

After reading the description of the computer Chris Byrne built for a friend, I'm realizing I've fallen out of touch with computer tech. SATA2 drives? What kind of RAM was that?

My last computer purchase was in Spring 2003 when my Dell laptop died. It was a $300 Circuit City Celeron special that I hooked up to a $150 15" LCD flat screen. Back when Amy and I tried out World of Warcraft, I added a gig of RAM. I also put in a DVD burner for viewing DVDs and backing up my hard drives. Oh and I put on an optical mouse to replace the old one which wore out. Even now this PC meets my needs nicely because I don't game on it, I only need it to websurf and play the occasional video.

What about work? Well I'm sure our IS/IT department has some sort of regulation that precludes me from even thinking about computer hardware for my work PC. Even though it does actually crunch the occasional number. Meanwhile my skills have atrophied to the point that I hadn't bothered to turn the PC off and back on again before calling their technical support line.

I think this is just one more area where I'm slowly turning into my father. I'm sure he was a young engineer on the cutting edge once. I mean he must have had an incredibly powerful slide rule or something. By the time I hit his age I'm sure I'll have to ask the grandkids to come over and help grandpa breathe his cyberspores properly so I can brainjack onto the Metaverse. And then they can escort me around there so I don't get lost.

What Kind of Conservative Are You?

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You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

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I must say that I really don't understand the last question though. Tamara came out as an Anti-government Gunslinger which seems right up her alley.

The Deathly Hallows

So I finished Book 7 of Harry Potter last night and I quite enjoyed it. I had seen some of the plot twists coming (plot twists which I will not spoil), but overall it tied up the books very well indeed. As with the previous novels, events that seemed mundane books ago were to be more significant than they appeared.

There is one thing that was just kind of weird though. All of the other Potter books follow a similar formula: introductory action over summer break, fall at Hogwarts, events of Christmas break, spring at Hogwarts, climax at the end of the school year, falling action as everyone goes home for summer. Book 7 doesn't do this. As Harry hints at the end of book six, he doesn't go back to school this time around. It really seems to effect the books pacing and the way I perceived the passage of time in the story.

Rocket Engine Accident

Three employees are dead after an explosion during an hybrid rocket engine test at Scaled Composites. Rand Simberg has been following the story. Will this be private space travel's Apollo 1?

UPDATE: Instapundit reports that this LA Times story has more. The incident happened as technicians were testing nitrous oxide flow through a nozzle. This is a standard and generally safe test. Unless something catches fire, which is what appears to have happened.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Christendom of Fantasy

I'm a big fantasy fan. It is my literary vice. But the fantasy genre as currently written has two major flaws: it is too damn long and it is not fantastic anymore.

In order to write fantasy today, authors seem to be required to write stories that stretch over at least three books and often four or more. David Eddings has written four of them and their total page count is still less than Jordan's Wheel of Time. And these are stories which could be better told in one or two books simply by focusing on the primary protagonist. If you want depth, flesh out the sideplots later in short story collections or short novels like L.E. Modesitt did with Recluce. Why are they like this? Because the market expects it and will buy these monsters.

The second problem is that modern fantasy is highly derivative. John C. Wright notes a side effect of this in a comment buried on his blog:
But let me make a comment about D&D. The generic fantasyland that Gary Gygax tried to erect, is, ironically enough, Christendom. Many of the features unique to the European Middle Ages -- features that do not make sense absent the context of local princes and a universal church -- are predominant. ... Now, of course, to make it palatable to the modern audience, Gygax stripped out the too-obvious Christian ideas, and substituted a pantheon for a monotheism -- but polytheists never had religious orders like the Roman Church in the middle ages. Rites were perform by the leading aristocrats, not by specially-devoted clerical brotherhoods.

In George RR Martin's GAME OF THRONES, the author there runs into the similar question. He wants to have the 'Dark Ages' flavor of ecclesiastic churchmen in the cities and paganism in the countryside, but he does not want to introduce a jarring note of monotheism, and so he has 'The Seven' gods of the official pantheon, and the groves and 'high places' of the older worship in the countryside.
When was the last time you didn't seen medieval fantasy? Even though you can't have medieval society without the Church. But if medieval society wasn't bad enough everybody is recreating Tolkien, largely because of Dungeons and Dragons. Tad William's Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn Trilogy is just Middle Earth run through a blender. I pick up a fantasy book and wonder how this guy is doing elves, dwarves, and dragons. And if they're not redoing Tolkien they're cribbing notes from Jordan or someone else.

In short, keep it short and original.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Lancet Critique

Michelle Malkin has the text of a paper criticizing the 2004 Lancet study. In short, Lancet's statistical work was fudged (by omitting data collected in Fallujah) in order to present results which were statistically significant. Using the full data set, their analysis falls apart because of statistical noise. This is not an unusual problem for many types of social analysis. The statistical noise is high enough that you need a huge sample size to make valid decisions.

On a personal note, hypothesis testing is cool. I've had to do it a few times for work and it is amazingly powerful when you are trying to identify problems.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

U.S. Top Gear

While the version aired on the Discovery Channel was pretty soulless thanks to the re-shot crowd sequences, it was still Top Gear on US TV. Unfortunately, Clarkson has nixed shooting a dedicated American version of Top Gear stateside. No word if he's worried about those Alabama rednecks tracking him down or not.

The Kilt Sweep

I wish I'd found this video by kilt collector Hamish Alexander before I wore my kilt to the highland games. Sitting down the first few times was really quite awkward, because you're so used to pants. Trying to get the kilt sorted out when I got into the car the first time was really a pain.

Hmm, perhaps that's why women tend get in a vehicle by the sit-and-turn method where men just climb in more directly. Unlike men who are almost always wearing pants, women often have skirts.

Learning Woodcraft

Lawdog is giving instruction on how to light a fire using common tools, some steel wool, and a battery. I quit scouts after WEBELOS, largely because the full boy scout troops in my area were a bit shady. As a result, I really don't have much firelighting ability. The apartment has a fireplace and even with modern tools including a blow torch, I can't keep the damn thing lit for any length of time. One of these days I'll have to get a weber kettle grill for the house and teach myself some essentials with it.

Lighting a fire with simple tools is just about the most important survival tool you can have, by the way. Human beings are ruled by the law of threes: 3 minutes without air, 3 hours without shelter, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food. Making fire is an important component of getting the heat and shelter you will require should you experience anything from ill-timed car trouble or the end of the world as we know it.

Oh and Mr. Dawg also has useful instruction in basic self defense. His advice? Get your hands in front of your chest. If you're under threat the only time your hands shouldn't be in front of your chest is if you're using them defensively or offensively elsewhere. Don't keep them at your sides where they are useless.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Otakon 2007

Amy and I went down to Baltimore for the festivities on Saturday. We spent at least an hour in the dealers room, talked to the artist on a webcomic Amy likes, and spent some time just gawking at the freaks. We also attended a Kendo panel which was surprisingly unexciting and spent some time in the manga library which was actually pretty fun.

After discussing the visit with a coworker, gawking at the freakscosplayers turns out to be a pretty popular thing to do. Plus the cosplayers generally find it flattering if you take pictures.

Just Like in Samurai Cat

So Miaowara Tomokato, a katana-wielding feline samurai, is fighting a horde of beweaponed mafiosi with his demented and heavily armed nephew Shiro at his side. Suddenly a gun control bill passes into law and the mafiosi are instantaneously disarmed through the power of our legal system. Of course Samurai Cat keeps his weapon because it isn't a gun and Shiro is a licensed collector so the M1917 heavy machine-gun he's dealing hot leaden death with is perfectly legal. Shiro turns to his uncle and says "Thank Buddha gun control works, Unc!"

This vignette comes out of Samurai Cat at the Movies and is about the only funny thing in the book. The 1/2 Hour News Hour derives similar humor from demonstrating the amazing power of Gun Free Zones. Because when that's what the effectiveness of these policies are: a joke. We would be much better off if we understood that the real role of police in modern society. Given response time, Cops are not heroes responding in the nick of time to save you from some crazy maniac. Instead they are the people who try to find your killer before he kills someone else too.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Harry Potter

Chris Byrne has a review of the latest one. He read an internet copy while his hardback was in transit. The review is safe from a spoiler standpoint, since Rowling herself already let us know people will die. The verdict? A great story poorly written. Or in other words, it's a Harry Potter book.

UPDATE: Amy and I picked up our copy on Sunday. I'm about 200 pages in. Pretty good but also really long winded in parts.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

1 to 1 Gundam

It seems that a theme park in Japan has built a full scale Gundam replica. The Gundam lantern was pretty cool and that was only half scale... The only bad thing is that the Gundam is lying on its back, definitely not as cool or towering as an upright model. I wonder if the beam swords work?

Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle

The TASER C2 is an interesting piece of equipment. It is a small light unit, meant for personal defense and at $350 it is quite a bit cheaper than the $1000 police model. But it is not without issues. Many groups like the NYPD and Amnesty International have issues with the TASER and don't like civilians (or even police officers in AI's case) using it. Which makes no sense to me as the alternative is pepper spray which has more severe long term effects, or beating/shooting the guy.

But the lack of long term effects isn't necessarily a good thing. Popular Mechanics has a video of Assistant Editor Erik Sofge getting shot with a TASER. Obviously it hurts. Sofge is highly incapacitating while the current is running. The problem? That's only 30 seconds and as soon as the current shuts off, Sofge is back to normal in short order. This is the main problem with TASERs. It hurts like hell, then it stops and within a few seconds the attacker can start beating you up where he left off.

Incidentally, this is why TASER recommends dropping the C2 and using those 30 seconds of shock time to open up distance between yourself and your assailant. Which means the TASER C2 is essentially a $350 expendable. That's kind of rich isn't it? Especially compared to $10-15 cans of pepper spray.

Really, pepper spray (also called OC spray) seems like a better deal to me. Not only is it cheaper, but people hit with OC spray do feel it for a long time. They often can't see well afterwards either. Sounds good to me. And of course for $350 you're in the price range for actual firearms too, but then you might kill the guy.

An Interview with the General

Some people may be excerpting Hugh Hewitt's interview with General Petraeus, but I really think the transcript on Hugh's site, while long, is worth the read. Petraeus seems optimistic, but is honest and doesn't try to spin things into a cake wake. Operations over there are tough against a tough enemy, but we're having some success right now which is a good thing.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Pot Don't Grow on Trees

In Tennessee it grows in caves. That's some operation. And they would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kidsguys from the power company. Unfortunately the place burned down before some rich survivalist got to it.

Handy Work

Well the house is starting to come together. It is surprising how many things around the old homestead can be set right with relatively simple tools. We had a door downstairs that stuck, four new screws and it hangs properly again. The shower in the bathroom wouldn't get warm. Turns out the knob for the temperature control was installed upside down. I'm betting the rain hitting our kitchen skylights is because of a clogged downspout. Now I just need a ladder to reach it with...

Harry Potter

Maybe I won't have to wait until Sunday to pick up my copy at Between Books.

Via Instapundit.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Scooter Economics

I ran some numbers with a coworker (as it turns out largely repeating both of our previous hybrid analyses) and I'm of the opinion that the scooter as a supplementary vehicle makes little economic sense given the current price of fuel.

I already own a car which gets approximately 27 mpg on my highway commute. In order to supplement this with a maxi-scooter, I'd need to spend at least $6300 for a scooter that gets ~60 mpg and can handle highway speeds. At $3/gal and neglecting service costs, it will take me approximately 100,000 miles to recoup that initial investment from the gas I would save. That is a lot of scooter riding considering you aren't going to use it in bad weather or extreme temperatures. Given my commute, that's probably 8 years of maxi-scooter ownership just to recoup my investment.

Now a better choice would be a small motorcycle like the Kawasaki EX250. Although ironically smaller in displacement and horsepower than many big scooters, the Ninjette performs as well because it weighs much less. It gets similar gas mileage, but only costs $3000 new. With half the initial cost, it will only take half as long to recouping the initial investment as well. I find 50,000 miles or 4 years riding a lot more plausible than 100,000 or 8 years.

But frankly neither are especially plausible. If I had $3000 right now I'd pump it into fixing up the house we just bought and buying some reloading gear to keep my shooting costs down. I'm betting those things will reap much larger benefits than a motorcycle will. Which probably will keep Amybear quite happy.

UPDATE: A commenter said that putting a lot of miles on bike is pretty unusual. 20,000 is a lot of riding. Frankly, I think it depends on what people are riding the bikes for. Most people use motorcycles like they use convertible roadsters, they keep them in the garage and take them out on pleasant weekends for drives down twisty roads. Which is why you can get both used Harleys or Miatas with relatively low mileage for their age.

I think you can put miles on a bike or scooter if you regularly commute long distances. Not as many miles as with a car in the same situation though. You aren't going to ride in the rain or snow or cold or boiling heat. So you're looking at putting a half to a quarter of your yearly miles on a bike. And that's at best.

My real concern with high mileage bikes above simple fiscal economy is two fold.

First, the engineering. We expect cars to go at least 100,000 miles these days and twice that for a "reliable" brand. No one expects that from motorcycles and the manufacturers design accordingly. Even 50k is a huge number of miles on a bike. And motorcycles seem to be a lot more maintenance intensive that cars. When was the last time you had to sync the carburetors your car? When was the last time you saw carburetors on a car? Adjust the valves? Lube the drive chain? Replace any number of fluids and seals on the drive train and suspension? This is routine owner maintenance on many bikes and much of it once was on a car, but not so much these days.

Second, the safety. Lots of miles means lots of time on a bike. Lots of time means coming into contact with lots of idiots. Since half of all motorcycle accidents are caused by the other guy, the more time you ride, the more likely you are to have an accident. And an accident on a bike is not the same as a fender bender on a car. Not by a longshot.

While the first means something to me, because my time isn't free, the second means enough to my wife that pontifications on motorcycling are about all I'll ever be doing.

A Time to Kill

Chris Byrne explains some very important self-defense concepts over at AnarchAngel:
What most cops won't tell you, because they don't want you "trying to be a hero", is that once there has been an escalation of violence in the commission of a crime, the chances of somebody not being killed or seriously injured are very poor.

If you're dealing with what cops call an ODC (ordinary decent criminal), then most likely nobody is going to get hurt; but once things tip over that edge, you are effectively a dead man already, unless you act to prevent that from happening.
Most criminals, while certainly amoral, are not out to hurt anyone. They are robbing you because they want your money, not because they are sick bastards that like sticking guns in people's faces.

But those sick bastards are out there. Chris goes on to give seven warning signs to look out for and seven rules to follow. Is the criminal showing violent tendencies or mental instability? Bad sign. Has anyone already been hurt? Worse.

If those warning signs come up, then you are not in a situation where nobody is going to get hurt. You are in a situation where someone will be hurt. Hopefully you have a weapon and can insure that the hurt is put on the criminals not the innocents.

Scooters

I passed someone riding a Piaggio MP3 on the way to work today. It was the first time I'd seen one in the flesh (metal? plastic?) and frankly I don't really get it. It just looked kind of weird, but I suppose the extra wheel could really help in corners, especially on tricky pavement.

The BV500, which I stumbled across one the Piaggio site while looking for the MP3, is interesting though. A 460cc four-stroke 39 horsepower engine passing power to the ground through 22 inch diameter tires for a top speed of over 90? That's practically a motorcycle. For some reason I had thought only the Japanese were making maxi-scooters with those performance levels.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Handy Men

Instapundit and the Wall Street Journal are discussing men's abilities around the house.

Around the apartment I did some simple plumbing. I fixed the sink after the disposal didn't dispose properly. I replaced the flappers in several toilets so they would actually stop running. Now that Amy and I have moved into the house, I'm finding myself drawn toward further acts of handiness. I think it is part of home ownership because I'm building up my residence. So far I've put up some blinds, but I'll soon be working on getting hot-water to our guest bathroom tub properly. After that, hmmm, perhaps putting up a ceiling fan in the master bedroom. But I'm going to have to do wiring for that, I'm not really a big fan of wiring.

Oh and women can be handy too. In Amy's case, she handles almost all of the administrative responsibilities of our happy home. I pay the bills and fix the plumbing, but she's the one who sets up all the services and appointments. And I stay out of her way because she does it very well.

Order of the Autobots

AnarchAngel and his wife enjoyed the latest Harry Potter movie. Like most of the Potter films, the main criticism seems to be that Order of the Phoenix had too much ground to cover in such a short amount of time. If anything, Harry Potter would probably do better as an annual mini-series.

Amy and I saw Transformers last week. It was quite good. The plot of the film is kind of weak and hokey, but (1) so was the TV show (2) it's a Michael Bay movie what did you expect? The main problem with the movie is that the characterizations of the Transformers themselves were weak. Optimus Prime is dead on, but none of the others get significant screen time except Bumblebee. And Bumblebee can't talk for most of the film. Instead we get a lot of Sam Witwicky (not Spike?), Mikaela (not Carly?), and his dad who was definitely not Sparkplug. Oh and most of the soldiers, NSA teens, and sundry side characters could have been scrapped entirely. But hey, cars turn into robots and then back into cars. It really doesn't get old even though you have.

Classroom Ineptitude

Need an example of the poor public education (and educators)? Here is one: whole language instruction is still used in the curriculum of many school districts. While I am willing to consider that whole language might work for some students, it just does not work for the general populace. Those motivated kids will learn to read either way and, more importantly, the unmotivated children will still be literate with phonics. Phonics just works.

Want a second example of public educations sorry state? Think about the explosion of private education in this country. Don't just look at the growth of private, charter, and religious schools. Consider businesses like Sylvan and Huntington Learning Centers which are little more than tutoring firms. Why do those places exist at all if our education system is so good?

Friday, July 13, 2007

Power on the Side

At lunch my coworker and I were discussing motorcycles and other two wheeled vehicles. He has a Harley and I will have one when hell and my wife drop below room temperature. The topic of scooters came up and I mentioned this Vespa with 500cc of extra horsepower in the sidecar. It is an odd piece of work since I'm pretty sure you can't fit a grown adult in the sidecar anymore. But hey it should be fun in a straight line at least.

Heat Seaking .50 Cal Rounds

Man I wish the stuff this dingbat is talking about existed. Our boys and girls in the sandbox could use that kind of tech.

For those not in the know, an Armor Piercing Incendiary (API) round is a bullet designed to pierce light armor and then set afire anything flammable it hits. They are especially effective if they hit hydraulic or fuel lines. There is nothing heat-seeking about them, they are dumb munitions. They are also not generally sold to the American public because armor piercing ammo, incendiary or not, is already highly regulated.

Via View From the Porch

Thursday, July 12, 2007

More Than a Pretty Face

The newly crowned Miss Utah (America) is a Sergeant in the Utah National Guard. Jill Stevens is a medic who deployed to Afghanistan in 2004.

The GIGO in Global Warming

One of the big issues with climate change is finding good data. Without good data going into the models, how can you expect anything but garbage to come out of them. Much of the US surface data comes from the US Historical Climate Network (USHCN). The network is made up of 1221 small weather stations which have been in place for up to (and in some cases over) 100 years. These should provide the necessary data.

Should. Unfortunately a lot can change in 50 or 100 years. Unfortunately in that time many of these stations have been encroached upon by structures, parking lots, and industrial equipment. How useful is a temperature sensor that is next to an air conditioning unit, cell phone tower, or a parking lot? Not very. Should the USHCN be examining these structures to assess possible errors? Probably, but paying someone to examine 1221 sites across the country wouldn't be cheap. Instead they're doing statistical analysis to try to mitigate any errors created in the system.

Surfacestations.org is a group organizing volunteers to do hands-on surveys of all the USHCN stations. All you need to do this is a tape measure, a digital camera, a fairly inexpensive (~$100) GPS unit, and the instructions. Delaware has 5 stations: Newark, Wilmington, Dover, Milford, and Greenwood. I have a tape measure and digital camera, but I guess its time to put a GPS unit on my useful items.

Via Kim du Toit

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Perfect for Trips into the Venusian Wilderness

You can't help but admire the craftsmanship of Dr. Grordbort's Infallible Aether Oscillators. After coming through a nasty scrape with an raygun that proved all too fallible, you have to appreciate these wondrous weapons of warcraft. Perfect for repelling invading Moon Men or simply euthanizing a mount injured during an ill conceived Martian campaign.

Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be able to purchase one. Not only is the price of phlogistion and compressed aether phials prohibitively expensive at the moment, but frankly I don't think the backstop at Ommelanden could handle them. And really, what is the point of owning a portable atomic emulsifier if you can't shoot the damn thing? I suppose, if tuned to the proper setting, I could cook with it. But I have an oven that bakes wonderfully well already.

UPDATE: Atomic Rockets compiled a list of various ray-gun conceptions. They also mention some good modern props like the Whitney Wolverine, now produced by Olympic Arms. Or just cannibalize an Mauser Broomhandle, but at least have the decency to make it a Chinese copy not an original.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The Electro-Cycle

Brammo, US manufacturer of the Ariel Atom, is planning to bring an electric motorcycle called the Enertia to market. The bike is light for a motorcycle at 240 pounds, is low maintenance, and of course uses no gas. Instead you can charge it from any wall outlet. The downside is that it's performance is frankly quite scooterish. Max speed of 50 mph, max range of 45 miles, etc. Oh and it costs $15,000.

Compare that to the Vectrix electric scooter, which is much heavier but has similar acceleration performance, a superior top speed, and only costs around $8,000. Were I an urban consumer and commuter, I'd probably go with the true scooter instead of the electric mini-bike.

But I'm not. I commute the other way: suburban to rural. Or as rural as you can get within the NY to DC corridor. I drive 70 miles round trip to work and need something that is competent at highway speeds. Electric vehicles can't meet my needs, even my wife were to allow me to ride something like a Enertia to work. Which is unlikely.

The Shotgun Taser

AnarchAngel noticed this new Taser round that can be fired from a 12 gauge shotgun. Hey I have one of those! I wonder if they sell to civilians. Instapundit had the common sensical concern:
Impressive -- but it'll be pretty important to be sure that your 12-gauge is really loaded with Taser rounds when you think it is, and not, say, slugs. Or vice versa.
I believe the Los Angeles County sheriff's department address this concern by having dedicated less-lethal shotguns. The furniture on the gun is orange as opposed to black. Currently they use them to fire rubber batons and beanbags when necessary.

Unfortunately the Achilles heal with less-lethal rounds is that they can still cause severe injury or kill. This is why they are called less-lethal instead of non-lethal. This is why Less-lethal rounds generally reside on the same level of the force continuum as lethal weapons. You have a choice between shooting said perpetrator with a taser bullet or with a real bullet and in many places the legal consequences are identical. Which is why the police like them, they have greater latitude to use lethal force, but civilians generally aren't buying tasers for self-protection. Why hurt a man when you can kill him and the legal consequences (especially civil consequences) for hurting him can actually be lower if you kill him.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Live Earth

Turns out there was this big concert thing this weekend. I think I accidentally caught a few minutes of it over the weekend when I flipped across the gay channelBravo. Turns out the globe is warming. Who knew? I'd certainly never heard of it before Al Gore threw this big multi-continental shindig. But I guess it must not be warming too badly if they're going to consume ungodly amounts of petroleum byproducts flying rock stars across the globe followed by unholy other levels of energy putting on multiple simultaneous multi-media extravaganzas. I mean if it was really bad, I'd imagine Al would tell me to stay home, turn the AC off, sweat, and read a book on my porch. A book? Ok, his book.

In other news Al's son Al (there's a clever name, how'd he think that one up?) let the world know that yes, you can get a Toyota Prius moving at over 100 miles per hour. This little bit of information was so important at least one national network morning show covered it yesterday. But if you want to get up to that kind of speed in a Prius, it does help if the cops are behind you and your car is full of pot. And no the Prius doesn't get especially good gas mileage when its going that fast. Also keep in mind that the Prius was is one of the worst handling cars ever, so don't try turning any corners at that speed.

Missions Blogging

The singles group at my church is sending a team to Hungary to do a missions-related English camp program. They're also blogging the whole thing. So far they have some serious prayer requests that could use attention.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Learning From Your Father

I spent yesterday at the new place moving boxes of sundries and putting up a venetian blind to prevent people on the street from casing our storage room from the sidewalk. Moving the boxes went over quickly, but I learned a few things about hardware while installing the blinds.

First, I learned why everyone buys cordless drills nowadays. The reason? Five foot power cords. I received a 1/2 inch craftsman drill as a wedding present. It's a nice piece of equipment, especially with the speed-lock bit set that came with it. But it only has a five foot cord. Give me ten feet and I could put holes almost anywhere in my house, but five feet wouldn't let me drill pilot holes for blinds even with an outlet next to the window. I now have a 100 foot indoor/outdoor extension cord. My lot is only 20 feet by 125 feet so that should do.

Secondly, I learned why my father rarely bothered to read directions. The directions for the blinds were worthless. I've seen better assembly instructions on the back of a Lego box. No parts list. No details. Their pilot hole size for the mounting screws was completely off. Through trial an error I went from a 1/16" hole up to 7/64". Now I know why there are so many home handyman books out there. They're just expensive collections of good directions to do this sort of stuff.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Chongo-longo!

John C. Wright discusses using profanity in your writing. He says that it is generally a trap that restricts your audience and largely causes more problems than it solves. And there are obvious ways around it:
Or, if you are writing science fiction, you can say Gorram, or Frell, Frack, Tanj, Taxes, or even Noy Jitat! Those are shiny words. Lily, cobber?
Jitatin kreld-eater! Pirates of Dark Water definitely had some of the best non-profanity ever to be uttered on kids TV. I'd say the best use of swearing by Hanna-Barbera characters, but I'm sure there is an episode of Harvey Birdman featuring Yogi dropping four-letter words like they're going out of fashion.

I'm a believer in using profanity rarely so that it doesn't lose its meaning. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" largely works because, as a good southern gentleman, Rhett hasn't been swearing his way through the entire book/movie. I like that when I drop the f-bomb, people really know I'm pissed.

Mini Manifest Destiny

Amy and I spent yesterday at our new house cleaning things up with the aid of my parents. What better way to celebrate the 4th than by subduing your own land with the help of kinfolk?

Thanks to my parents' carpet deep-cleaner and some detail work by Amy and my Mom, the carpets don't look half bad. The Tide spinbrush works very well for getting out carpet stains, which is odd because I've never found it to be especially effective on clothes. All the cleaning moved carpet replacement from our requirements column into our wants column. Which is great because there are more important things I really want fixed.

My mom lined all the shelves and drawers in our kitchen and bathrooms so it's time to start moving relevant household items into those spaces. Tomorrow I'm going to be spending a lot of time grabbing boxes and packing so we can do that.

Frankly after cleaning things up and making a few necessary changes the house is starting to feel more like home to us. That's a good thing since we'll be living there at the end of this month.

Oh and my Dad went to work mowing my lawn at one point this week. That little turnabout was almost worth the price of the house.

Going A-Viking

LawDog linked to a group of Danes who have built a 30 meter viking longship and are in the process of sailing the damn thing to Dublin. They have a video on their site which details why and how of the project and their course to Ireland. They should be heading into the North Sea within the next couple of days.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

$50 Paint Job

Well if I ever need to paint a car, I'll have to remember this. I don't know about using Rustoleum on your car, but the process of rollering it on might actually work.

Mistakes not to Repeat

I hadn't seen Strange Horizons list of overtold stories until Jane Espenson brought them up. I've heard that a lot of writers unpublished first work goes along the lines of number 2: Creative person is having trouble creating.

If I ever write the great American sci-fi novel, I'll also be sure to re-read the Evil Overlord's list and other related lists first.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Good Books

Ok, I'm linking to this John C. Wright post because I've realized I haven't read nearly enough of the works on his great fiction list.

Myth Busters

While I wouldn't exactly call their methods scientific or even statistically valid, the show makes for good TV. And some of their results have been eye-opening. I took note when they showed that poppy seeds actually could give false positives on drug tests. Myth Busters Results has an archived overview of their work and results.

German Superlative Envy

The new BMW 635d (d for diesel) is a nice car, but isn't "World’s most powerful production six-cylinder diesel". The Dodge Rams with 5.9 and 6.7 liter Cummins diesels both have six cylinders and produce 40 more horsepower. The BMW makes a lot of power for diesel, especially a diesel with only a 3 liter engine. But I'm betting the torque numbers aren't close, those Cummins plants produce so much torque they can grind weaker drive trains into dust.

I Brake For...


Sometimes you find the funniest things on Flickr. Feel free to use the comments to provide your own caption like they do over at John's place.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Room for Improvement

Online Dating
Obviously I need to start using more profanity when talking about my guns, knives, swords, and other implements of death dealing. Via Kim du Toit.

Friday, June 29, 2007

A First Time for Everything

Amy and I became homeowners today. Settlement was around noon. Stately Baptist Manor is a 1750 square foot townhouse with a Newark mailing address and easy access to major highways. I wish I could say it was on acres of land with clear lanes of fire in case of Zombie attack, but that will unfortunately have to wait until Baptist Manor versions 2 or 3. Baptist Manor's current form should handle our family well even if it grows by a few members in the coming years.

We'll take up full residence by the end of July. Amy and I are quite happy, but we'll be spending a lot of time cleaning the house up in the next few weeks. The previous owners were only required to leave it "broom clean" and evidently they don't really know what a broom looks like. The tub and shower are caked with some retched substance. It's far nastier than anything I've come across and that includes my time in college on all male floors with shared bathrooms. Some of the carpets are similarly vile. The original owner appears to have enjoyed eating his dinner in the basement in front of his big screen. How much he ate is debatable since he seems to have trampled most of it into the basement stair's carpet.

Oh and the previous owner didn't bother to actually fix any of the things he agreed to fix after the initial home inspection. Thankfully we received more money back at settlement after our walk through exposed this. But this means we have to get a bunch of work done ourselves instead of having him take care of it. Very annoying.

The good news is that our initial down payment and closing costs were less than we expected. Amy and I have been saving for this since we got married last year and we didn't have to touch Amy's portion of our savings. So we're in good financial shape should anything come up (like having to replace a vehicle).

We'd like to thank the major players; our mortgage broker Damian Wing of GMAC, our lawyer Brian Murray, and most of all our Realtor Megan Johnson from Remax Associates in Suburban Plaza. Our inspectors, Granite Inspection Services and Promise Pest, were also first rate. The seller's realtor, Remax Sunvest... hmmm... lets say that he's not so highly recommended although he did try to make things right by us out of his own pocket.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Ding! Dong! Immigration Bills Dead!

The cloture vote failed 46 to 53. Of course Delaware's senators, Biden and Carper, both voted for cloture. Well it could be worse, they could have voted twice.

Air Travel Horror Stories

Hmm a US Air horror story, a United horror story... can I add my own to the mix even if it is past its expiration date?

Via QandO

Saved by Saran Wrap

In a bit of really useful information, Glad Press and Seal makes an excellent keyboard cover for your laptop if you're going to Iraq or just the beach. Or if you're like me an eat in close proximity to your computer a lot. From Kit Up:
My PSG got a box of GLAD Press and Seal and put it over the entire keyboard area of his laptop to include the power button, etc. It did the trick of keeping the sand out of the keyboard and thus out the computer components inside.

As an IT Manager, I was impressed. Buy a rubberized keyboard for your laptop and look at the price tag that comes along with it. The nice part is when the press and seal gets dirty to the point you can no longer see the letters, simply tear off a new section and you're back in business.
Other household products, like Ziploc bags can be really useful in many other scenarios like waterproofing things on camping and beach trips. They're very light, take up no room, but can keep your extra pair of socks dry or your sandwich edible even if the rest of you gets covered with water or sand.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Of Ethics and Ethicists

I once wrote this about bioethicists:
Bioethicists seem to be in the position of providing convenient justifications for the use of questionable technologies. They are not ethical auditors, my experience has been that they are professional rationalizers and enablers.
Douglas Kern expands this criticism in his rebuke of New York Times ethics columnist Randy Cohen. It includes great passages like this one:
Your job as a public ethicist is not to teach people how best to apply the rules and obligations of a transcendent authority, as the ethicists of old once did. That would be hard. And intrusive. And divisive. And let’s face it: “transcendent authority” carries the whiff of the red state, with all the unpleasantness (NASCAR, Wal-Mart, redundant children) there attached. Neither is your job to teach philosophy. That, too, would be hard, and unsatisfying as well; when do philosophers ever agree? No, your job is to provide just enough soothing advice to scratch that fleeting itch that your affluent readership feels when confronted with moral questions that vacuous self-serving upper class prejudices can’t immediately resolve.
It is a really good piece and Kern, as a lawyer who had to take classes in ethics, knows of what he writes.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Politics in Short

The Meaning of Dictator

I said it over at QandO and I'll say it here, anyone who takes offense at calling Hugo Chavez a dictator doesn't know what the word means. Chavez has been given the power to rule Venezuela by decree. That is a textbook dictatorship.

Fairness Doctrine

This is all about the left trying to castrate right-wing talk radio. But that doesn't make it smart for the left. The success of right-wing talk is largely the result of the perceived (and now documented) left-wing slant from the mainstream media. It is the result of market forces in much the same way that the think tanks meet the academic needs that universities served on the left. Re-instituting the fairness doctrine they are handing the government not just the ability to crush talk radio, but also to do wholesale meddling with mainstream news reporting. Lefties, do you really want to give the Bush administration that sort of mandate?

Action in Iraq

The numbers being killed and captured in Baquba are only about 50% of the expected numbers of insurgents. The media says this is bad. Anyone in the know realizes that inflicting 50% attrition on your enemy is pretty damn good. Losing 10% of your force is bad and 30% is crippling. Only 50%?

Telling the Truth

Dilbert's current arc involves Nancy, the employee with personal problems. As usual Alice cuts to the heart of the issue:


I know several people like this and it just irritates the heck out of me, mostly because they're always passing the buck to someone else. They have personality clashes at every job they've ever worked. Or sometimes it is the opposite, they consistently become the office doormat. Or their boyfriends mistreat them. Sometimes I just want to grab them by the shoulders, look them in the eyes, and say "The reason you always have these problems is because of the choices you make. Make better decisions and stop blaming others."

This isn't always true of course. Sometimes you're a great person that happens to work for a jerk or with idiots. It happens. But when I see it happen over and over again to the same people, I can't help but wonder if it isn't a coincidence that the shit keeps hitting their particular fan. Maybe these folks are just standing in front of the shit fan instead. If so, then take a few steps to the left or right already.

But is confronting this sort of thing head-on the thing to do? Is it the proper Christian response? I don't know. I generally just try to help these kinds of folks out of whatever mess they've gotten themselves into. But I rarely confront them about why they keep getting into these messes in the first place.

Monday, June 25, 2007

X-13D

I tried a bag of Doritos X-13D mystery flavor chips a while back. I thought they were more of an interesting marketing experiment than anything else (the package avoids telling you any flavor and implies some sort of flavor guessing contest). I thought it would be really cool if the food scientists at Doritos made up batches in different flavors and packaged them identically. Alas our two bags tasted the same. Tycho describes them thusly in today's Dorito related rant:
Somehow we ended up with a bag of X-13D superchips, some kind of mystery flavor, and if you want to know what the taste like imagine that a hamburger patty has fallen onto a cat, condiment side down. Believe me, it's worth buying a bag to verify this assertion.
Everyone in my regular lunch group took a taste. The consensus was that they tasted like McDonald's Cheeseburgers complete with processed cheese, onion, mustard, pickle, ketchup, and unidentifiable meat. Mmm... unidentifiable McDs meat... Whether felines are involved would probably depend on your opinion of McDonald's palatability.

El Cheapo Enduro

For a race where the cars can only cost $500, the 24 Hours of LeMons (that's "lemons" not some place in France) seems to have gotten a lot of press over the last year:
  • Autoweek ran an '83 Honda CRW that they tried to cheatimprove with racing parts. They couldn't figure out how to properly jet the new carbs and ironically had to race it stock.
  • The L.A. Times sent Preston Lerner who took turns driving an '89 Corolla owned by race creator and judge Jay Lamm.
  • Car and Driver had a '94 Olds in the race and won the People's Curse award. Their vehicle was beaten with hammers and rolled by the crowd after the first day of racing. Even with this, they were still able to finish the race.
  • The event was won by a team from Road and Track. They pulled out a victory, of more accurately pushed out on. Their '82 Corolla only crossed the line for the checkered flag because their Car and Driver competitors shoved it across with the front of their Aurora.
The 24 Hours of Lemons website has links to participants pictures and videos if you'd like to see more.

Oh Noes Jihadis!

I saw this at LawDog's place and I thought it was amusing:


Holy cow, you can break down a 16" AR-15 and fit it into a bag that small? With room for mags? I'll have to try that. I'm currently transporting my AR in a double rifle case and while case itself is large and cumbersome, the AR still doesn't fit very well inside it. I'll have look around for replacements and put some options on my tacticool gear list.

Working in Maryland means that transporting arms as shown in the clip is essentially verboten for me. Doubly verboten because I work on a military base. Fortunately running into armed jihadis behind the fence line is unlikely. Unfortunately the other end of my commute has no such assurance of security (other than any local neighborhood watch).

UPDATE: Said bag seems to be over a hundred dollars. Too rich for my blood.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Squirrel Catapult

I feel sorry for the bushy-tailed rat, but that doesn't make the video any less hilarious. The sound you hear in the background of the video is a million bird feeder owners crying out in triumph.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Driving Catholic

While Cardinal Martino's guidelines on the Christian way to drive aren't actually as stupid as they sound, the Curt Jester's are far more amusing.

An Old Man Moment

I ran across Paul Southren's Blog today. He is the editor of Sword Buyers Guide, which I mentioned earlier this week. Frankly I'm starting to realize why I like his site. It reminds me of the way Sword Forum used to be back when I started reading it in college. Examples of current behavior:
Due to my publishing of a 'controversial' article on Backyard Cutting - which is in the eyes of Sword Forum International is effectively taboo without first getting proper instruction...
And...
And many people at SFI refuse to acknowledge or even look at swords priced under $500.
The sad thing is that it wasn't always this way. Frankly the site and people on it have changed a lot.

When it first got started, Sword Forum literally was a bunch of guys with little to no training doing cutting in their back yards with the best swords they could get their hands on. These were generally Deltin or Arms & Armor pieces that cost around $300-500. Maybe some Museum Replicas Limited swords snuck in, but back then they were just a Deltin distributor. A lot of the early days were spent explaining how to discern what was a quality sword, how to build a good pell, and how to do backyard cutting safely.

Now? Well to be honest the quality of affordable swords has improved and the quantity of instruction has increased in many areas. But most people still don't have qualified instructors close to them. Modern performance swords are also more fragile than the beaters of yore and much less forgiving.

Frankly, none of these things are a good reason to treat people like crap. SwordForumites have been known to do that. If someone comes in asking questions, the thing to do is give them answers, not tell them to use the search function and close their thread. Which is why this makes this statement from Paul Southern makes me feel good:
Since a lot of beginners tend to get shot down or mocked at SFI for posting or asking questions about entry level swords, I am planning to introduce my own forum for beginners and intermediate sword enthusiasts within the next couple of month - so watch this space!
Good for you Paul!

Cutting Vids

Cutting with a sword is trickier than you'd think. Just making a clean cut in the first place is hard. If you do it wrong, then typically your cut is messy or you just bang things around. Unfortunately I'm not very good at it and usually things go flying even with a "good" cut.

But this guy is amazing. Some of his cuts are so clean that the top and bottom of his targets stay together after he has cut them in half. Wow.

UPDATE: More Tameshigiri (mat cutting) from James Williams. His first and second vids imply he is using Bugei swords.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Diet Beverage of Choice

Sleeping in a bit too much this morning meant hitting Quizno's for lunch with coworkers instead of packing my own. I drank a diet Mountain Dew with my Turkey Bacon Club. I know what you're thinking, you'd rather have diet crab juice.

It occured to me that Diet Mountain Dew is a great concept. The soda has no calories to speak of and the shakes you get from all the caffeine are bound to burn some off. A negative calorie beverage! Brilliant!

Episcopaganism

In another example of life becoming Scrappleface, Episcopal Priest Ann Holmes Redding is also a practicing Muslim. Redding says she's fine with it because:
Redding doesn't feel she has to resolve all the contradictions. People within one religion can't even agree on all the details, she said. "So why would I spend time to try to reconcile all of Christian belief with all of Islam?
I find it sad that she considers theological points like the divinity of Christ, a key point of Christian doctrine absolutely denied by Islam, a minor point of contention and unimportant to her faith. I find it even sadder that her Bishop, the Rt. Rev. Vincent Warner, doesn't have a problem with this either.

Unfortunately this sort of syncretism seems to be growing more and more commonplace with Episcopalians. GetReligion has noticed these sorts of trends within the Episcopal Church USA before. The last major shake-up was with Bill Melnyk and his wife Glyn Ruppe-Melnyk, both of whom are Episcopal priests and practicing druids. Melnyk moonlighted as the druid priest Oakwyse and Ruppe-Melnyk moonlighted as Glispa. Ruppe-Melnyk also incorporated feminist perspectives in accepted Episcopalian liturgy that turned out to be thinly veiled pagan rites.

Via Mark Steyn through Instapundit.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Sword Reviews

Sword Buyers Guide is an interesting site I stumbled across looking for reviews of Cheness Katanas. SBG focuses on finding good quality swords for under $300. The site is divided into sections like European, Mid-eastern, Japanese, Chinese which provide sword reviews for competing weapons in a given style. The $300 limit is a nice touch since many of the other sword enthusiast sites (like MyArmoury and Swordforum) have migrated to higher priced blades.

I found the Japanese section to be really handy with all the new katana makers that are coming onto the market. Previously, your choice for inexpensive katanas was between Kris Cutlery and Hanwei Forge produced swords. In the last couple of years, several new competitors have come onto the market including Cheness, Last Legend, and Oni Forge.

I must say that after doing my research, those Cheness swords look like great buys. Maybe I'll pick one up once I have a backyard I could use for cutting practice.

Free RPG Day

Since there is a healthy bit of overlap between RPGers and comic book readers, I suppose the advent Free RPG Day is not exactly a surprise. Still, Days of Knights in Newark will be participating in the event this Saturday, June 23rd.

Michael Yon

He's been doing really good work lately. His series "Death or Glory" (Parts I, II, III, IV) with the Queen's Royal Lancers on the Iranian border is good to excellent. Now he says that a major battle is brewing. I'll keep my eyes and ears open.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Silver Surfer

Scott Kurtz loved it, but Hube's review is far more mixed. Hube also has spoilers so beware. I still want to see it, although at only 92 minutes of run time I might head for a matinee.

Star Travel

Science Fiction author Charlie Stross explains the difficulties of interstellar travel and the possibilities of interplanetary travel. The standard star-faring colonization tropes don't look good in the light of our current understanding of physics.

Interplanetary travel is possible, but likely to be quite expensive. However Stross speculates that the more important point behind planetary travel will not be the "how", but the "why" of it. Stross quotes Bruce Sterling:
I'll believe in people settling Mars at about the same time I see people settling the Gobi Desert. The Gobi Desert is about a thousand times as hospitable as Mars and five hundred times cheaper and easier to reach. Nobody ever writes "Gobi Desert Opera" because, well, it's just kind of plonkingly obvious that there's no good reason to go there and live. It's ugly, it's inhospitable and there's no way to make it pay. Mars is just the same, really. We just romanticize it because it's so hard to reach.
He largely poo-poos arguments like manifest destiny and making man immortal among the stars. Honestly, I don't think these are concepts we can just hand-wave away. Stross dismisses them because he can't see people investing in endeavors they can never personally benefit from. I disagree. For centuries people have done things, like the global explorers of centuries past or the environmentalists of today, which benefit them little but benefit coming generations greatly. I've heard that the Japanese have 100 year mortgages in some areas. Mortgages that they take knowing they will never be able to repay. I don't think Stross understands human nature as well as he thinks he does.

I can foresee a future where the Earth may be vulnerable to a mass cataclysm. For the first time ever, we have cheap and easy global travel and communications. This means that diseases can spread incredibly fast, potentially faster than we can react. It also means that ideas can spread incredibly fast and, as the world grows smaller, ideological diversity may shrink as well. This means that the entire world may be open to a social cataclysm similar to the coming demographic collapse of Europe. Given that kind of situation, interplanetary colonization might be a good idea.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Perhaps I'll Rename This Blog Latveria

Your results:

You are Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom
51%
Mr. Freeze
43%
The Joker
39%
Magneto
37%
Dark Phoenix
34%
Lex Luthor
33%
Mystique
30%
Kingpin
30%
Venom
29%
Apocalypse
28%
Green Goblin
26%
Catwoman
24%
Riddler
22%
Juggernaut
22%
Poison Ivy
15%
Two-Face
6%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

Via Jokers to the Right

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Scoping Out Scopes

So yesterday I mentioned that I'd love to buy a bunch of swords. Well really that's just the tip of the wish iceberg for me. I want some new gun toys too, like a nice rifle scope. Or even a crappy rifle scope since nice rifle scopes cost thousands of dollars.

After a few trips to the range with my AR-15, I've realized that I really want scope that rifle. The iron sights on the rifle are good, but unfortunately my eyes aren't. I can't see the .223 caliber holes in my targets at 25 meters without resorting to binoculars. Not a problem because I have binoculars. But I also suck with irons because fundamentally I can't see exactly what I'm shooting at. I know, I know, I should learn to use them anyway.

So I'd like a good scope, something compact to put on my ARs flattop with magnification around 4x to 6x. The Trijicon ACOG is the traditional scope to throw on an AR-15 that fits this spec. Unfortunately they run about a thousand dollars. To put that into perspective, I built my entire AR-15 for less than that. Now true rifle aficionados consider a good scope to be something akin to the rifle's brother. Like proud papas they love both and proudly proclaim that you should spend equal amounts of money on both of your children. I'm not that guy. I think of a scope as an important rifle accessory. I mean I have iron sights already, even if I suck with them. So I want to go cheaper.

And there are cheaper options of course. I especially like the IOR Valdada M2. German glass put together by a company that used to make sniper scopes for the Russians. Range finding reticle. Rugged. Kind of compact. Cool. But I'm still looking at $400 of the money I should be using on the house Amy and I are buying. Well crap.

This has me looking at the lower tier again. My research indicates I have basically two options for generally good scopes in the ~100 range:
  1. The Leapers T168. This is a relatively compact scope, has lots of bells and whistles, is designed to mount on an AR-15 in various ways, is 6x power, and can be had for about $45. Not bad. People generally seem to like them even though Leapers has an awful reputation in scopes.
  2. The Hakko 4x21 carry handle scope. This is smaller, probably lighter, and has good features which include Bullet-Drop Compensator range adjustments. Hakko is a more reputable manufacturer, but unfortunately the scope costs more and I'd need to get an adapter to put it on my flat-top.
I'm currently in the mulling stage. I imagine I will continue to mull into one of these is no longer on sale and I buy the other one. Or maybe someone will get me either one as a housewarming gift. After all what could be more appropriate than equipment to protect said home from marauding Visigoth warriors or stray Jehovah's Witnesses?

Inside a CZ75

Dr. StrangeGun has a pictoral showing the various internals of his CZ75 compact. Interesting stuff. These are similar to most guns that use a Browning short-recoil action, like my own Hipower.

The Problem of Modernism

One of my former colleagues has an interesting definition for "tradition." He called them "solutions to problems we have forgotten." One of the great problems with Modernism is that it is a philosophical system which deliberately has no memory. Unfortunately, Liberalism in its current incarnation is a strong adherent to this particular philosophy.

Recently, this flaw has been trotted out for all to see in the legal debate over the 2nd Amendment. Many scholars for and against private gun ownership have realized that the collective rights interpretation of the 2nd Amendment is has no clothes. Firearms ownership ought to be an individual right under the 2nd. Which, as people like Benjamin Wittes point out, is why we need to get rid of the 2nd Amendment entirely.

Kim du Toit responds to Wittes with his usual vitriol. Along with his invective, Kim points out that the whole purpose of the 2nd was to defend citizens against the tyranny of their own government. Perhaps if Bush actually were the tyrant the left accuses him of being, they might remember the growing affection they were developing for the 2nd amendment in Bush's first term.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Sword Makes the Hero

A teenage karate student defended his Hialeah, Florida home with his samurai sword after two thugs broke into his home. Damian Fernandez stabbed one of them in the chest and both thieves fled. The injured robber was captured where he was hiding down the street.

I don't know what type of samurai sword he used. Gizmodo says a katana, but the teenager recants his story with a wakazashi in the video clip. The shorter sword is a better one for indoors work, although both would work well in a thrust.

It is kind of sobering to think that someone could be stabbed in the chest with a sword and still keep moving, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. The curvature of a samurai sword makes it a poor stabbing weapon and frankly lots of people take multiple bullets to the chest before they go down.

One of these days I'll pick up a katana and wakazashi to go with my european long sword. Kris Cutlery makes a good product that isn't so expensive I would feel bad using it on milk jugs and soda bottles. A gladius would be a nice addition to my collection as well. But as always, I need to pace myself. Perhaps it is time to make another wish list.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Where in the World is Middle Earth?

Via Paul Smith, how the geography of Middle Earth relates to the geography of Europe. It's a neat idea, but after looking at Tolkien's map, it isn't quite right. The major cardinal directions don't line up and, more importantly, several mountain ranges don't intersect in the right places. So while you can get Conan the Barbarians Hyborea by sinking land and raising seas, I don't think you can do it as easily with Middle Earth.

Grrrr

Instapundit's Porkbusters Update put my dander up:
Rep. David Obey says that there's not time to look at the 36,000 earmark requests in the House.
Gah! If you don't have time to read them and give them some thought, then why are you moving forward with them at all? Why are you spending money if you don't know what you're spending it on? Sometimes the proper thing to do is nothing.

Not that I think Porkbusters is necessarily the answer. Hey, lets get a bunch of libertarians together to decide what the government really needs to spend money on. Department of Education? Pork. Department of Defense? Just bring back the militia system! Department of Justice? Non-governmental arbitration is much more efficient anyway... Federal Reserve? Laissez-Faire!

I remember looking at the list of "pork" they compiled from the 2005 Transportation Bill. The Delaware list included biking trails and some other projects of admittedly questionable worth. But most of the money was for major highway projects like reworking the I-95 & Rt. 1 interchange by the Christiana Mall. Ever tried going through that area on a Sunday afternoon during the summer? You could walk home faster. We're talking about an interchange on an interstate highway that sees huge amounts of interstate vehicle traffic from Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey. How was this pork?

Crash Test Videos

Consumer Reports is hosting a pretty comprehensive collection of crash test videos. These are mostly tests from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety and include both the frontal offset and some side impact tests. They had my current car, a Mazda Protege, and noted that it didn't fare particularly well. Oh well.

HT: John Scalzi

Monday, June 11, 2007

Science and Religion

Ryan has a great take on the divide between science and religion. He includes good insights like this one:
Everyone interprets the Bible. Most of the fundamentalists, the ones that say the Earth is 6,000 years old or so, don’t think that Christ literally meant ‘this is my Body,’ and Catholics generally think the inverse.
I've always considered the Science vs. Religion dichotomy to be a false one. Science is natural philosophy. Religion is essentially supernatural philosophy. Trying to apply one to the other seems like a venture fraught with problems.

Jeep Go Boom

As Autoblog aptly notes, this is why Jeeps have rollbars.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Split Votes

Instapundit recently described police support for concealed carry reform as "split." That's very true, but unfortunately it is actually an improvement from the past.

Most official opinions on the subject that show up in papers are written by either high mugwumps in the Fraternal Order of Police or by grand poobahs of major metropolitan police departments. The first are Democrats because they are union leadership. The second are Democrats because they're involved with government in major metropolitan areas. Since they are Democrats, they almost always take the anti side of the debate. It is only after the law passes and the state doesn't turn into Dodge City that they sheepishly admit they were wrong.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Mansion Arrest

Paris Hilton was released from prison after only 3 days in jail. She'll be put on house arrest for 40 days because unspecified medical issues. The LA Sheriff's Office really showed everyone that there is equal treatment under the law, didn't they?

UPDATE: Huh the system does work, who knew?